Very Hard to F*cking Kill!
"I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank!"
Love him or hate him at one point in your life you need to watch a Steven Seagal movie, why? I dunno you just need to.
Heres the trailer:
Plot
Mason Storm is a cop spying on the mobs shady dealings with a mystery man, he is taping this but he is spotted, after returning home Mason and his family are shot, he survives but is in a coma, he is hidden away with his fellow cop & BFF telling everyone he is dead.
7 years later he awakes to find (human sex doll) Kelly LeBrock is his nurse who, despite having to wipe his ass for the past few years can't wait to f*ck him, honestly she is like a cat on heat - except shes a little thick, with informants everywhere it isn't long before the mob are after him, so off he runs making sure many innocent people get killed along the way (especially poor Jimmy, the hospital porter....or was it Danny?......or Mickey? ....fuck it he's dead)
He ends up killing the bad guys, killing the mystery man, finding his long lost son (who sadly survived the shooting) and f*cking Kelly Lebrock - and therefore pissing all over the memory of his dead wife
Stand out day player
Bonnie Burroughs as Felicia Storm for really taking those bullets like a pro, YOU GO GIRL! oh. shes dead.
To sum up
Out of all the Seagal films this is the one I recommend, its just on the right side of so bad its good, the characters are entertaining and everyone seems to be having fun, plus Kelly LeBrock is just....mmmmmm. I also think this is because it was the first I watched him in, I didn't know who he was at the time (I was 10) so I watched this film without any of the post modern irony that litter his later films, so in my view its never been topped.
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